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Shoemoney: vote for me for Shoemoney

by Darren

I’ve been think about Shoemoney a lot today. I can’t kid you, gentle reader, it’s troubling. Shoemoney is a larger than life character, and I should know. I tried ignoring his constant cries for attention, but finally he got to me. He appealed to my sense of getting some easy money proving how easy it is to rank in MSN.

Why is Shoemoney willing to risk over $1,000 of his own money? Because he’s not as dumb as he looks. In fact, Shoemoney knows that having a domain name of “shoemoney.com” along with several million links ought to be enough to keep him at the top, even at the worst of search engines. And he has a point. Those with the proper age and authority should win most contests of this sort.

But what if Content really is the valiant King of the Internet Kingdom? Well then, linkage and aging shouldn’t be enough to keep him at the top forever. I guess there’s only way to find out, and that’s a knock down drag out fight for ShoeMoney Supremacy.

I urge any of my valiant readers out there, to assist me in any way possible. Place an “add to del.icio.us” vote of confidence for my noble cause. If I dont take his money, Jeremy will only spend it on more petrol. With an ever-decreasing world resource, you’d be better off giving me the money as I promise to use it only on perishable and non-durable items which are friendly to the environment.

In closing, I thank you for reading this plea. Shoemoney 4eva!