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Interesting news about the Queen of England today. It turns out she’ll be fighting the terrorists in Iraq. It seems she has been inspired by the heroics of her apple-haired grandson Prince Harry, and has decided to kick some terrorist ass.

In a move sure to shock a deeply cynical and sceptical Nation, Elizabeth II, The Queen of England, is to mobilise her long forgotten chariot and lead her troops to battle. Inspired by her mad-fer-action soldier Grandson, Prince Harry, The Queen told reporters that she had been in the the Royal Garage looking for an errant Corgi (later to be found cornering an simpering Equerry) when she pulled back the tarpaulin of a large object in a long forgotten corner. Under the cover was Queen Boudica’s original chariot, an important cultural symbol of the enduring spirit of Britain and it’s proud military history.

It’s great to see that the Queen hasn’t forgotten about tradition as she heads into this thoroughly modern battle. I’m sure this is bound to inspire billions globally to join the cause.

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