Archive for the ‘News’ Category

Seton Hall Shooting

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008

It has been a busy week for school shootings and there is another one to report. One man is in the hospital as a result of the Seton Hall shooting, an incident in which he shot himself. Seton Hall University is currently locked down as a result of ...

Drinking Chocolate

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008

Drinking chocolate is all the rage. For people who didn't think that chocolate drinks were "chocolate-y" enough, Ghirardelli has introduced the ultimated Chocolate drink. The concoction is made by melting Ghirardelli chocolate with milk. Umm, umm....calories! If you can afford a zillion extra calories in your daily diet, then drinking ...

Scotty Doesn’t Know

Sunday, February 10th, 2008

Scotty Doesn't Know, Scotty Doesn't Know...so don't tell Scotty. This is an all time classic from EuroTrip, with this special cameo by Matt Damon.

The Princess And The Marine

Sunday, February 10th, 2008

The Princess and the Marine are in the news today. "The Princess and the Marine" was a TV movie based on the real-life adventures of a U.S. Marine and a Bahrani princess. American Marine Jason Johnson finds love with a local woman when he serves in Bahrain. ...

Blow Energy Drink

Saturday, February 9th, 2008

Blow Energy Drink is all the rage these days. The product is mainly known for its' clever marketing campaign, which seems to be saying: "I love cocaine" by using the slang "blow" instead. So far the drink is selling like, well, uh an illegal drug. Of course the drink ...

Clemens Wife Named

Saturday, February 9th, 2008

So far baseball legend Roger Clemens has been able to skate on thin ice, and avoid any real trouble concerning performance enhancing drugs. But now charges are hitting very close to home. Brian McNamee has testified that he injected Debbie Clemens five years ago when she was preparing ...

Pedro Martinez Cockfight

Thursday, February 7th, 2008

Pedro Martinez has been cockfighting. Now this would be a big deal to me, except I know that Pedro Martinez is from the Dominican Republic. My cock is tougher than yours Cockfighting is neither a crime nor taboo in the DR. In fact, it's a national past-time, much like baseball is ...

Gung Hay Fat Choy!

Thursday, February 7th, 2008

Gung Hay Fat Choy! Have you ever heard anyone shouting out Gung Hay Fat Choy to you? Well, if you did, realize they weren't calling you obese. Instead, they were wishing you a Happy Chinese New Year. It is year 4706, aka the Year of the Rat, so ...

HEHS

Wednesday, February 6th, 2008

HEHS. I can't help but notice the large number of people Googling for "HEHS" today. So, I think to myself, "what does HEHS" mean? It has to be txt-speak, of that I'm sure. It sounds like something the "cool kids" of Hoffman Estates would call their High School. So ...

Union University Hit By Tornado

Wednesday, February 6th, 2008

Union University has been hit hard by the Tornado that ripped through Arkansas, Kentucky, and Tennessee. So far, there do not appear to be any injuries. School officials had this to say. "We currently have no serious injuries that we know of and rescue operations are still continuing," Ellsworth said. "Many ...